Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
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