i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize