Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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