love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
i just google imaged poop.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
