I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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