i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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