i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
false alarm. still invincible.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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