i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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