Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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