So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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