Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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