she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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