yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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