the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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