ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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