Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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