Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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