did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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