Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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