ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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