Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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