Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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