You just made me feel so damn special
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Someone came in the potted fern
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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