You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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