i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Never joke about your clitoris.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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