either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
