As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
do nipples grow back?
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