After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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