My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
My nipple is on Facebook.
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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