is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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