worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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