no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
third nipple confirmed
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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