And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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