Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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