I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Randomize
