The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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