Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Hippo gnu deer
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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