Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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