He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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