Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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