UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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