Christians are straight up FREAKS
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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