im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Randomize