also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Randomize
