We won't sleep together?
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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