I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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