I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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