i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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