Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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