I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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