She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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