I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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