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That's how twitter works, right?
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
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You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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