big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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