at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
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