For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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